Why? How? When? What? Who? Where?
Why Is It That:
*Every time a Cop gets behind you or in front of you for that fact, knowing how to drive is no longer an option, and you automatically assume the, I’m going to get pulled over position?
*You never have just ONE lighter? You either can't find one to save your life, OR you have enough to supply the entire neighborhood.
How?
*Do FEMALES pee on a toilet seat? When they hover.. DON’T move before you wipe…Seriously.
*Did some people graduate High School, and to this day, not be able to pass a second grade spelling test?
*Do I miss a section on my knee, every time? Dry shaving after the fact sucks.
* Do I lose a million strands of hair each day, and still manage to have a FULL head of hair?
When?
*Did guys start thinking that it was ok to go to the bathroom together?
*Did the Seasons in Virginia all start meshing together? 80 degrees in December and 40 degrees in May.
*Did I start being able to function properly off of 15 hours of sleep... FOR the WEEK?
*Did fake breasts, fake nails, fake hair, fake personalities become hot?
*Did it become ok to wear socks during sex? Seriously?
What?
*Is REALLY in a Slim Jim? Furthermore, how the do you 'snap into one’?
*Difference does it make, if you have 4 channels, or 500? Regardless, nothing is EVER on TV.
*Did drama become a hobby? Better yet… when did it become a necessity?
Who?
*Came up with the idea to put rice in salt shakers? What could of made someone be like.. ' DUDE!!! I bet if you put rice in the salt, it won’t clump together!!
*Decided to make Spongebob live in a damn pineapple? There are no PINEAPPLES in the sea! What if he didn't want the smell of fruit all up in his nostrils every morning? You know fruit juice makes a sponge SWELL up… and above and beyond that.. Who decided that having a SPONGE live in water was a good idea? It’s a SPONGE! Don’t you think he might need to decrease his water intake ???
Where?
* Did I leave My Sanity- *Reward If Found*
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