So I used to joke all the time that Wii needed to make a Beer Pong game.
I discovered today they do make one.
It's called Pong Toss. They removed the drinking reference after many complaints.
Now, if they would just make Flip Cup life would be complete.
***FYI -- I am allergic to hops. GASP. No beer for me. But I can kick someone's ass in beer pong and flip cup. Since my partner doesn't really ever have to drink that much if they join me they don't care that I can't drink beer.
Bring it on.
Showing posts with label Alcohol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alcohol. Show all posts
Friday, August 8, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
The Drunken Bell
So...somehow a bell found a new home in my car. Not a little bell either, one of those round Christmas type bells.
For the last few days every time I turned a corner all I would hear is ''jingle, jingle, jingle."
How annoying.
I kept forgetting to take it out. Even though it would make me mad on a daily basis, numerous times.
Well...last night my friend C and I had a few cocktails (aka tasty beverages). We walked outside of the bar to get something out of my car and I saw the bell. I immediately drunkenly grabbed the evil bell and threw it across the parking lot. *WOO*
While I am rooting around my back seat for my red bull, my friend unbeknownst to me, goes after the bell. She comes back with it and tries to throw it back in my car. NNNOOOOOOO...
I wrestled the bell from her and turned around to run from her so that I could throw it in the woods.
Oh wait...what is that? A shiny red convertible WITH IT'S TOP DOWN, sitting in the parking lot.
Oh yes...I did. I placed that evil little bell in the back floor board of that car.
Then C and I burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter.
Once we composed ourselves, we walked back into the bar.
The first person I saw was a friend of mine. I asked her inquisitively, "hey Sue, do you know whose pretty red convertible that is outside." And she replied, "it's MINE, isnt it beautiful?"
I had no idea. The fact that I put the bell in someone I knows car makes it even more fun because I can see what happens when it drives someone else crazy.
I cannot wait to see her tonight and ask her husband if Sue was complaining about a strange ringing noise coming from the car.
It's the little things in life.
For the last few days every time I turned a corner all I would hear is ''jingle, jingle, jingle."
How annoying.
I kept forgetting to take it out. Even though it would make me mad on a daily basis, numerous times.
Well...last night my friend C and I had a few cocktails (aka tasty beverages). We walked outside of the bar to get something out of my car and I saw the bell. I immediately drunkenly grabbed the evil bell and threw it across the parking lot. *WOO*
While I am rooting around my back seat for my red bull, my friend unbeknownst to me, goes after the bell. She comes back with it and tries to throw it back in my car. NNNOOOOOOO...
I wrestled the bell from her and turned around to run from her so that I could throw it in the woods.
Oh wait...what is that? A shiny red convertible WITH IT'S TOP DOWN, sitting in the parking lot.
Oh yes...I did. I placed that evil little bell in the back floor board of that car.
Then C and I burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter.
Once we composed ourselves, we walked back into the bar.
The first person I saw was a friend of mine. I asked her inquisitively, "hey Sue, do you know whose pretty red convertible that is outside." And she replied, "it's MINE, isnt it beautiful?"
I had no idea. The fact that I put the bell in someone I knows car makes it even more fun because I can see what happens when it drives someone else crazy.
I cannot wait to see her tonight and ask her husband if Sue was complaining about a strange ringing noise coming from the car.
It's the little things in life.
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Priceless
Winery Adventures…..
1. Driving in circles….check!
2. Stopping at the Redneck Macy's AKA Wal-Mart to buy a GPS…..check!
3. Making it to the winery….check!
4. Wine tasting….check!
5. Buying 7 bottles of wine….check!
6. Buying Brie, proscuitto, bread, water, and ANOTHER cutting board and knife….check!
7. Meeting old couple that wants to set up V with 25 year old, hot son….check!
8. Having old couple buy us wine….check!
9. Making fun of wanna be "Hills" stars at Vineyard….check! (Dude, take off your sunglasses inside…really!!)
10. Pictures of old places….check!
11. Shopping at Amish store…buying Hug Heinie wine….check!
12. Shopping at British Pantry…more pictures….check!
13. Falling in love with the taste of warm crotch water….check!
14. Putting on fresh deodorant on Rte. 28…check!!
15. Drunk dialing Mario….check!
16. Calling C because she's our Internet whore, but she doesn't answer….check!
17. Driving and starving….check!
18. Eating crustaceans and rehydrating….check!
19. Shopping at Target at 2100….check!2
0. Driving home and passing out….check!
21. A winery day with Mel & V-dog….PRICELESS!!
1. Driving in circles….check!
2. Stopping at the Redneck Macy's AKA Wal-Mart to buy a GPS…..check!
3. Making it to the winery….check!
4. Wine tasting….check!
5. Buying 7 bottles of wine….check!
6. Buying Brie, proscuitto, bread, water, and ANOTHER cutting board and knife….check!
7. Meeting old couple that wants to set up V with 25 year old, hot son….check!
8. Having old couple buy us wine….check!
9. Making fun of wanna be "Hills" stars at Vineyard….check! (Dude, take off your sunglasses inside…really!!)
10. Pictures of old places….check!
11. Shopping at Amish store…buying Hug Heinie wine….check!
12. Shopping at British Pantry…more pictures….check!
13. Falling in love with the taste of warm crotch water….check!
14. Putting on fresh deodorant on Rte. 28…check!!
15. Drunk dialing Mario….check!
16. Calling C because she's our Internet whore, but she doesn't answer….check!
17. Driving and starving….check!
18. Eating crustaceans and rehydrating….check!
19. Shopping at Target at 2100….check!2
0. Driving home and passing out….check!
21. A winery day with Mel & V-dog….PRICELESS!!
Friday, July 25, 2008
Golf Shoes and Tylenol
Yeah so, V and I went to drink Blueberry Martinis last night. I had two.
We then left to go to another place where I drank something called a push pop and a Raspberry Lemonade.
We weren't done yet. We ended up at old faithful and had another push pop from Shot Boy Robbie (this guy always buys shots) and another drink.
I'm not feeling bad this morning I just need a little sleep and water. The tylenol that I discovered in my first aid kit I keep in my desk drawer was a savior. Hope no one really needs tylenol anytime soon.
At 8am E called me and asked me if he could spend $90.00 on golf shoes. 1) He really doesn't golf. He's just out of town for a tournament for something else and all of the guys are playing golf today. 2) Golf shoes??? Really. Are you going to use them? 3) Are golf shoes necessary? And why do they cost $90.00?
I need a nap.
We then left to go to another place where I drank something called a push pop and a Raspberry Lemonade.
We weren't done yet. We ended up at old faithful and had another push pop from Shot Boy Robbie (this guy always buys shots) and another drink.
I'm not feeling bad this morning I just need a little sleep and water. The tylenol that I discovered in my first aid kit I keep in my desk drawer was a savior. Hope no one really needs tylenol anytime soon.
At 8am E called me and asked me if he could spend $90.00 on golf shoes. 1) He really doesn't golf. He's just out of town for a tournament for something else and all of the guys are playing golf today. 2) Golf shoes??? Really. Are you going to use them? 3) Are golf shoes necessary? And why do they cost $90.00?
I need a nap.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Little Drummer Boys
Please stop having band practice in my head. I'm sorry that I woke you up on a Monday night. I know that it was completely inappropriate of me to drink those drinks.
Could you please go back to sleep just for a few more days?
I have too many things to make sure I take care of to have you banging away. I gave you food, water, caffeine and medicine.
What more you want from me? Sleep is not an option right now. PLEASE I beg you.
*On a side note* I read this today on a friends e-mail: "If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
Could you please go back to sleep just for a few more days?
I have too many things to make sure I take care of to have you banging away. I gave you food, water, caffeine and medicine.
What more you want from me? Sleep is not an option right now. PLEASE I beg you.
*On a side note* I read this today on a friends e-mail: "If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
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